Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Art de Rampage

The Santa Rampage is a free for all open to contributions from everyone. Here are some of the designs submitted for t-shirts/stickers.

From santa rampage - tulsa

From santa rampage - tulsa

What to Expect

Holiday apparel is mandatory! A Santa hat is not enough. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Paint on a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. No money? Be creative! Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Make it purple. Make it pink. Already have a Santa suit? Make a spare so Santa can assimilate strangers. REMEMBER SHARING IS CARING Examples: Pimp Santa, Santa Garcia, Santa's naughty little helper, candy cane, elf, reindeer, Christmas tree, Chanukah Chicken, Santasaurus

The "schedule" will be open to liberal interpretation by Santa. There is no Santa in charge to call the day of. [If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can help you catch up later or look at the posted map & try to catch to us somewhere in the designated areas]

6pm -McNellie's
7pm - Parade to BOK Center
8pm - Parade to Dirty's/Arnie's
9pm - Trolley to Soundpony
10pm - Trolley to 18th & Boston
11pm - Trolley to Brookside/Jewel

"How much does it cost?"
Santa Rampage is free. Jake Sullivan organized it so if you have a good time thank him.

Santa is not a jerk. Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it). Don't be "that" Santa. Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke out your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.

Santa dresses for all occasions. The majority of the adventure will be indoors, but it is always good to be prepared. It's December. Smart Santa’s wear multiple costume layers. Dress to maximize merriment whether singing Christmas carols in the snow, or swinging from a stripper pole.

Santa doesn’t whine! We will be outside and covering a lot of ground—bring enough “snacks” to keep your pie-hole filled until we get indoors.

Pay your bar tab!